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24 HOURS A DAY 24 BEERS IN A CASE COINCIDENCE
A HANGOVER IS THE WRATH OF GRAPES
A SIX PACK TO YOU IS JUST A SIX PACK TO ME ITS LIFE SUPPORT
AND ON THE 8TH DAY GOD SOBERED UP
ANTI SOBRIETY ACTIVIST ON BOARD
BARTENDERS DO IT ON THE ROCKS
BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEER HOLDER
BEER HELPING THE UGLY GET LAID SINCE FOREVER
BEER IS PROOF THAT GOD WANTS US TO BE HAPPY
BEER ITS NOT JUST FOR BREAKFAST ANYMORE
BEER NOT JUST FOR BREAKFAST ANYMORE
BEWARE OF STRONG DRINK IT CAN MAKE YOU SHOOT AT TAX COLLECTORS AND MISS
BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE
CAUTION DRUNK CROSSING
CONSERVE WATER DRINK WINE
DADDY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY
DAMN DRUNKS AGAINST MAD MOTHERS
DENIAL WORKS FOR ME
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK
DONT BLAME ME I WAS BLOTTO ON ELECTION DAY
DONT BLAME ME I WAS IN A DRUNKEN STUPOR ON ELECTION DAY
DONT DRINK AND DRIVE SMOKE AND FLY
DONT DRINK AND DRIVE YOU MIT HIT A BUMP AND SPILL YOUR BEER
GIMME ANOTHER BEER YOURE STILL UGLY
GOD CREATED WHISKEY TO KEEP THE IRISH FROM RULING THE WORLD
HAVE YOU HAD YOUR BEER TODAY
HAVE YOU HUGGED YOUR BEER TODAY
HELL YES IM DRUNK DO YOU THINK IM A STUNT DRIVER
I AINT NEVER GONE TO BED WITH AN UGLY WOMAN BUT I SURE WOKE UP WITH A FEW
I AINT SMOKING NO BEER OCCIFER
I GAVE UP DRINKING SMOKING AND SEX WORST 15 MINUTES OF MY LIFE
I HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM I CANT AFFORD IT
I KILLED A 6 PACK JUST TO WATCH IT DIE
I LOVE MY ALCOHOLIC FAMILY
I LOVE MY ALCOHOLIC FAMILY ITS THEIR AA PROGRAM I HATE
IF I GET YOU ADVANTAGE CAN I TAKE DRUNK OF YOU
IF YOU CANT DAZZLE THEM WITH BRILLIANCE BAFFLE THEM WITH BULLSHIT
IF YOU DRINK DONT PARKACCIDENTS CAUSE PEOPLE
IF YOU DRINK LIKE A FISH SWIM DONT DRIVE
IM AS JOBER AS A SUDGE
IM NOT AN ALCOHOLIC IM A DRUNK ALCOHOLICS GO TO MEETINGS
IM NOT AS THINK AS YOU DRUNK I AM
IM NOT TOTALLY USELESS I CAN BE USED AS A BAD EXAMPLE
IN DOG BEERS IVE ONLY HAD ONE
IN SEARCH OF THE ETERNAL BUZZ
INSTANT ASSHOLE JUST ADD ALCOHOL
INSTANT IDIOT JUST ADD ALCOHOL
ITS A BOOZ THING
MILK IS FOR BABIES WHEN YOU GROW UP YOU HAVE TO DRINK BEER
MILS SUCKS GOT BEER
MY BARTENDER CAN BEAT UP YOUR THERAPIST
MY DRINKING TEAM HAS A BOWLING PROBLEM
MY HONOR STUDENTDRINKS YOURS UNDER THE TABLE
NO AMOUNT OF LIQUOR WILL GET YOU IN MY GENES
NOBODY IS UGLY AT 2AM
PLASTERED
REALITY IS AN ILLUSION CAUSED BY THE LACK OF ALCOHOL
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
REMEMBER WHEN GAS WAS CHEAPER THAN BEER
ROOT BEER WHAT A CRUEL JOKE
SATURDAY HAS A MORNING
SHE WAS ONLY A MOONSHINERS DAUGHTER BUT I LOVED HER STILL
SHES ACTIN SINGLE AND IM DRINKIN DOUBLES
SHES LOOKING BETTER AFTER EVERY BEER
STILL CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE BEERS
SUPPORT WILDLIFE THROW A PARTY
TAKE ME DRUNK IM HOME
THE CHURCH IS NEAR BUT THE ROAD IS ICY THE BAR IS FAR BUT WE WILL WALK CAREFULLY
THE CLOSEST I EVER GOT TO A 4.O IN COLLEGE WAS MY BLOOD ALCOHOL CONTENT
THE MORE PEOPLE I MEET THE MORE I LOVE MY BEER
THERE IS A BRIGHT SIDE TO HIGH HAS PRICES BEER IS CHEAPER
THERE'S TOO MUCH BLOOD IN MY ALCHOHOL SYSTEM
TIME IS WASTED IF YOURE WASTED ALL THE TIME
TO YOU IT'S A 6 PACK TO ME ITS A SUPPORT GROUP
TWAS A WOMAN WHO DROVE ME TO DRINKING
WARNING BARTENDER WITH AN ATTITUDE
WORK IS THE CURSE FOR THE DRINKING CLASS
YOU WANT ME
YOURE NOT DRUNK IF YOU CAN LIE ON THE FLOOR WITHOUT HOLDING ON
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